The following is an excerpt from the beginning of my essay-to-be.
Hghaaaaugh! Good morning! Rather cold, isn't it?
Ummm, where did Mellby go? Why am I up a tree? WHY AM I UP A TREE? I didn’t go to sleep in a tree!
Hmm, the geographic features resemble the correct location of Mellby, so why am I not in my bed enjoying the warmth of the heater?
What year is it? 1920, you say? Wait, who’s this speaking to me? I don’t see anyone. Am I hearing voices? NO, no, no, nooooo~oo, I don’t want to be a schizophrenic.
Is this a dream? This is a dream, isn’t it.
But I can move around and be aware of it. I can speak as I want. Kinda. I can climb trees and stuff. Is this a dream?
I know how to check. I’ll check my watch. If this is a dream, then the watch will display random numbers that change randomly as I check it. Checking, now!
Well, it’s definitely 1920. Digital watches weren’t invented yet.
Hghaaaaugh! Good morning! Rather cold, isn't it?
Ummm, where did Mellby go? Why am I up a tree? WHY AM I UP A TREE? I didn’t go to sleep in a tree!
Hmm, the geographic features resemble the correct location of Mellby, so why am I not in my bed enjoying the warmth of the heater?
What year is it? 1920, you say? Wait, who’s this speaking to me? I don’t see anyone. Am I hearing voices? NO, no, no, nooooo~oo, I don’t want to be a schizophrenic.
Is this a dream? This is a dream, isn’t it.
But I can move around and be aware of it. I can speak as I want. Kinda. I can climb trees and stuff. Is this a dream?
I know how to check. I’ll check my watch. If this is a dream, then the watch will display random numbers that change randomly as I check it. Checking, now!
Well, it’s definitely 1920. Digital watches weren’t invented yet.
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