Sunday, May 1, 2011

MANDATORY BLOG POST ABOUT THE NEWS

For the third time now, Osama bin Laden has been reported as dead (the other two were in 2003 and 2007). Over time, I will comment with jokes found on social networking sites, as my social capital contribution.

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  1. So how did the CIA find him? Through his leaked PSN account info?

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  2. RT @doug_gold: Someone needs to wake up everyone asleep in New York and start the biggest fucking party you ever seen.

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  3. The good news: the big bad is dead. The bad news: he's only a figurehead. The good news: we can finally shut up about donald trump.

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  4. i bet lil wayne is making some sort of freestyle, mixtape, song, or some gay mainstream music song about osama's death...

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  5. He was off by a couple of decimal points, he's actually getting .72 virgins.

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  6. #Osama last words: "Damn!! I knew I shouldn't have tweeted with my location on."

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  7. This is how the USA outdoes a Royal Wedding.

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  8. Finally, a team I support wins a championship.

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  9. The greatest game of hide and seek is over. Al-Qaeda is "it" now. How the hell are we going to hide?

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