Obscenity

I will never understand the people who believe that there are absolutely no circumstances in which it is appropriate to use profanity.

What words do you use right about 1:48am at around the fifth time you have to go to your next door neighbors to ask them to be quiet so that you can sleep.
"Good morning gentlemen, would you please calm yourselves? I'm attempting to partake in my sleep cycle. Please don't be naughty."

I think at that moment profanity is definitely justified. I certainly am about to explode....

I cannot wait until next year, when I get to be in the Quiet Floor in Melby.

Pastebin

http://pastebin.com/G4xx5bPP

This is the assignment, I will have the results on another paste. My life just got a million times easier.

WE SUCK

In class today we were discussing whether or not we suck. I had no choice but to think of this.

Speaking of reenactments...

http://www.universalhub.com/2011/putting-patriots-patriots-day

I had forgotten about this part. Today really is the day for history back home...

New England History Lesson # [WAY TOO MANY TO COUNT!]

It is always nice to see a good reenactment done of a revolutionary war battle. I remember the day I went to see the reenactment of Lexington-Concord (which is in Massachusetts, and not New Hampshire (yes, I pay attention to what Michelle Bachmann pretends to know)), for example. What I am reporting on is much nicer, because it's always nice to see the regulars get routed. I mean, the "Bloody-backs", not the Red Sox :-).

Boston Misconception #3: Bostonians are jealous of New Yorkers.

This just simply isn't true. It appears to be a nasty rumor perpetrated by Manhattanites -- probably hatched and texted around while they're stuck in gridlock rush hour traffic.
In reality, the two towns are distinct enough to foster strong preferences for one or the other -- but hardly jealousy of what the other has going on. If you want an academic atmosphere, distributed green space and roads that take thirty-seven years to build and never have their potholes patched, you come to Boston. If you're more interested in metropolitan boom, one big-assed park and getting felt up, propositioned or drooled on in a subway car, then NYC is the place for you. I don't see the controversy, frankly.

From http://www.wherethehellwasi.com/categories/wicked-pissah-bahstan

First Class Subway

Unfortunately, this voluntary association is exactly that, a VOLUNTARY association. It would be great if it became a major part of the way subways worked, though.

Before Prof. Lagerquist comments asking for relevance, here we go: trains, voluntary associations, utopianism, and the American Dream.

Can't get any more relevant than that, I'm afraid.

Because I cannot speak today...

I'll just post this as what my expression was for the entire class time today.

Blast at Belarus metro station kills several people | Reuters

Blast at Belarus metro station kills several people | Reuters

WHAAAAAT????

GLORIOUS

In case anyone hasn't noticed yet, I've decided to become the comics section of the AmCon class. If you want comics (of a vaguely nerdy nature), continue watching my blog.

MIND = BLOWN

because of the awesomeness....

Civil Disobedience

You know, technically we're supposed to read Civil Disobedience for Wednesday, but I've already read it before and incorporated it into my life philosophy. Therefore, I'm not going to read it for Wednesday.

Problem?

This happens to me a lot

At Long Last

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Sorry about the lack of posts, I just got a new computer (this time, a MacBook Pro), so I've been getting used to it. Also, did you know that the cheapest blogging software for Mac is $39.99? Talk about overpriced, especially when you add Minnesota's barbaric taxes! Anyway, I'm about to go to sleep, so here's the trailer for my next post tomorrow morning: TRAINS. THE POST IS ABOUT TRAINS. I CAN GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT TRAINS.