Joke on Professor Rohn's Recent Statement about the Blogs

To blog, or not to blog– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to endure
The grades and errors of outrageous programs,
Or to take Macs against a sea of Windows
And, by opposing, end them. To type, to blog
No more – and by a blog to say we bear
The headache and the thousand historical shocks
That BRAINZ is hair to – ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be typ'd. To type, to blog
To type, perchance to blog. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that hurt of blogs what grades may show,
When we have shuffled off this densest fact,
Must give us pause. There's the trolls
That makes calamity of such long posts.
For who would bear the grades and critique of all,
Th’ professor's right, the student's stubborn,
The horror of writers cramp, the BRAINZ' delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th’ unworthy takes,
When he/she/it him/her/itself might his/her/its textus make
With a bare thread? Who would monkeys bear,
To type and sweat under a finite strain,
But that the dread of something after posting,
The undiscovered internet from whose post
No blogger returns, writes the will
And makes us rather bear those blogs we have
Than SMS to others that we know little of?
Thus conscience doth make tweeters of us all,
And thus the jarring hue of degaussing
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of blogger.

Tea

In other news, we do have some good news. As I'm sure all of the people who actually read this blog know, the final exam for AmCon 101 is going to be a tea party. And I mean, party with tea.

Since it is a well known fact that Americans are incapable of correctly brewing tea, I will do everyone the favor of providing a link with detailed instructions on the art of tea brewing, as written by the literary master himself, Douglas Adams.

What now?

I know that this has nothing to do with the Tea Party, or the readings that we have been doing, but it is somewhat on topic.

Faux News no longer surprises me. The Faux News Chief has now decided to add NPR to his list of items to place on a barbeque grill.

He’s been caught

About time, Boston Police have made an arrest in connection with the Mattapan Massacre. The guy was in an apartment in Manchester, New Hampshire…which is just a few minutes away from my home…..scary…

Goodish news from Boston

As the week comes to a close, the police in Boston have begun to close the Mattapan Massacre Case. They have found crucial evidence, and hope to solve the Whodunit later on. http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/10/01/key_evidence_in_killing_of_four_is_recovered/

BOSTON MASSACRE 2010 – ***UPDATE***

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/09/police_find_suv.html

The suspicious vehicle seen fleeing the scene two days ago has been found. Police are investigating said vehicle at the present time. Also, Police have searched three out of the four houses hit by the killer. They are working on getting a warrant to search the last one.

Soon, we will be able to bring this person to justice.

 

Sincerely,

AmCon’s Bostonian Liaison,

ClariNerd

Boston Massacre --- ***UPDATE***

Murder of baby, family ‘all about rage’

According to the latest news, the Mattapan (now more commonly known as "Murderpan") Massacre that occured at about 1am yesterday was NOT part of a soured drug deal. The act of stripping the victims is a degradation, so as to insult those who were being shot in the forehead. A woman clutching a baby was shot in the head, and the baby boy was shot in the legs, arms, and gut. This is much more than a drug-deal gone wrong....this is a very complex story that will evolve over time. As the unofficial ambassador from Boston to St. Olaf, I will keep this blog updated as new details appear.

This has gone too far.

Shock and dismay spread through Mattapan neighborhood: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"

I quote Mayor Menino:
"Cowards kill. Cowards use guns to settle their scores."

All too true. This madness needs to end, and it needs to end soon.

We should have seen this coming.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wes-isley/christine-odonnell-witche_b_732568.html

Apparently, Tea Partier Christine O’Donnell (you know, the person who won the senate seat in Delware) doesn’t like the Puritan view of the world, and expressed her displeasure by “dabbling in witchcraft” in 1999.

Does anyone else find this unusual?

Pep Band Today

Okay, after getting the day off to a great start with some lulz on 4chan, cracked.com caption competitions, and Youtube, it's time for Pep Band!
Please be at the football stadium at 12pm! We will be awesome musicians, please feel free to bring your instrument and play along (especially teachers!).

Why?

It seems as if technical difficulties have followed me everywhere I go. From LiveJournal to IRC to /b/ to Moodle to Twitter to facebook and now to Blogger.

Don't worry, though, I solved the problem the way I always do: trying everything to make things work.

It takes a while, though.....

So, fun as that may sound, I have now happily gotten through about fifty percent of my mountain of homework. It's only 2:05pm, so I say I could do with a break. I do my best work at night anyway....

Whoopie! Time to Blog for College!

So, I finally have this set up, and I'm going to be awesome, telling everyone who reads this about my College experience. Those who want to keep following my personal life, I direct thee to keep with my facebook, twitter, and regular blog.

So, anyway, on to my first several homework assignments. Since I have no classes tomorrow, I'm going to spend my whole life in one of the lounges doing my homework! What fun!

Whoopie! I cannot wait to see how this turns out!

Professors, I will direct you to the links on the side so as to learn about my passions...